I see where you’re coming from and I agree with the latter. It’s just…Bard ultimately shot and killed Smaug with a SINGLE black arrow. And you have a point, Boromir still wins out. People just get hung up on the two arrows that basically missed. FFS that’s what they tease Bard about in Laketown. A chipped scale is nothing. It didn’t kill him. People need to get over themselves.
My dick is seriously so chapped from people riding me about that stupid post ugh
I saw it used in one of Rihanna’s tweets, which is where I got it from, so by all means, haha.
The Hobbit chapter by chapter: Chapter 1: An Unexpected Party
Whenever my Smaug vs Boromir text post starts to circulate again I count the seconds until somebody reblogs it and adds “nooOOOOooOO!!!11! SMAUG dIE THREE ARROW, YOU STUPID!!!!! READ BOOK!1!!!”
I now hate my own text post because of this
Yeah, but it actually took two arrows, one to make the chip in Smaug’s scales and one to actually kill him, many years later, too. The first arrow that Girion shot just bounced off. Read the book.
Are you for real right now
OMG why would you shoot at it
It’s my favorite thing in the world. It deserves an Oscar.